Section 59: Science

1. God created everything on earth, including all living things, just for humans. 16

   All things dull and ugly
   All creatures short and squat
   All things rude and nasty
   The Lord God made the lot

   Each little snake that poisons
   Each little wasp that stings
   He made their brutish venom
   He made their horrid wings

   All things sick and cancerous
   All evils great and small
   All things foul and dangerous
   The Lord God made them all

   Each nasty little hornet
   Each beastly little squid
   Who made the spiky urchin
   Who made the sharks? He did

   All things scabbed and ulcerous
   All pox both great and small
   Putrid, foul and gangrenous
   The Lord God made them all

   - Amen

   (Monty Python's Ode to Creation)