Absurdity

Section 59: Absurdity

  1. Blessed are thos who keep an eye on my glory. 1
  2. Blessed are those whose feet stand on Zion. 3
  3. They'll get new commandments and revelations from me. 4
  4. Don't laugh, because laughing is a sin. (But be cheerful.) 15
  5. The beasts of the field, the fowls of the air, things that climb on trees and walk on the earth - they all belong to you. 16
  6. The herbs are all to eat, make clothes, barns, orchards, gardens, or vineyards. 17
  7. Everything was made just for you. 18
  8. Yeah, it was made for you to eat, taste, smell, strengthen your body, or make clothes from. God made it all for you. 19-20
  9. But you must obey the commandments. It's all there in the law and prophets, so don't bother me anymore about it. 21-22
  10. I, the Lord, have said it. Amen. 24