Section 59: Absurdity
- Blessed are thos who keep an eye on my glory. 1
- Blessed are those whose feet stand on Zion. 3
- They'll get new commandments and revelations from me. 4
- Don't laugh, because laughing is a sin. (But be cheerful.) 15
- The beasts of the field, the fowls of the air, things that climb on trees and walk on the earth - they all belong to you.
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- The herbs are all to eat, make clothes, barns, orchards, gardens, or vineyards. 17
- Everything was made just for you. 18
- Yeah, it was made for you to eat, taste, smell, strengthen your body, or make clothes from. God made it all for you.
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- But you must obey the commandments. It's all there in the law and prophets, so don't bother me anymore about it.
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- I, the Lord, have said it. Amen. 24