Surah 19: Absurdity

1. Mary complains to a palm tree about the pains of childbirth. The tree tells her to shake its trunk and ripe dates will fall. 19:23-25
2. Mary, the mother of Jesus, was the sister of Aaron. (Apparently, Muhammad confused Mary with Miriam.) 19:27-28
3. Jesus professes his Islamic faith while still in the cradle, modestly claiming the be a perfect prophet who will be raised alive when he dies. 19:30-34
4. "Idris. Lo! he was a saint, a prophet."
   No one knows who the hell Idris is. 19:56