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God threatens his people |
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The last days |
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They will be ruled by children
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The sin of Sodom |
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Women will rule over them |
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There will be stink |
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Seven women will take hold of one man |
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Hell has opened her big mouth |
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A vineyard song |
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Hell has opened her big mouth |
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Isaiah sees God |
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God's promise to Ahaz |
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God's sign to Ahaz: A son named Immanuel |
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God will shave the hair of their feet |
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Call him Mahershalalhashbaz |
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A son with many names |
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They shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm |
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Woe to those who won't help the poor |
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The mouth of the rod of Jesse |
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Cockatrice dens |
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God will destroy the Red Sea and Euphrates River |
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Praise the Lord |
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Howl, because God's day is here! |
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The Israelites will enslave their enemies |
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God will kill everyone in Babylon |
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God will tread on the Assyrians |
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God will send lions to eat the Moabites |
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Howl for Moab |
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The burden of Damascus |
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Woe to Ethiopia |
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God comes to Egypt riding on a swift cloud |
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Isaiah walks around naked and barefoot for three years |
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My loins are filled with pain |
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Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die |
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Tyre will sing like a harlot |
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The apocalypse of Isaiah |
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The day the music died |
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The pit and the snare |
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The drunken earth, confounded moon, and ashamed sun |
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Like straw on a dunghill |
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The earth is casting out its dead |
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God will kill the Leviathan and the sea dragon |
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Vomit and filthiness |
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A marvelous work and a wonder |
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Woe to the rebellious children |
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Woe to those who go down to Egypt |
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Liberals devise liberal things |
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Woe to you who spoil |
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The sword of the Lord is filled with blood |
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I-35: The highway of holiness (and dragons) |
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The Assyrians invade Judah and insult its god |
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Messages between God, Hezekiah, Sennacherib, and Isaiah |
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An angel of God kills 185,000 sleeping soldiers |
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Sennacherib is killed by his sons |
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Hezekiah's illness |
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God makes a shadow go back ten degrees |
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A lump of figs |
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A Babylonian visits Hezekiah |
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People are grass |
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Be quiet, you islands! |
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I am the Lord, that's my name. |
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You are my witnesses |
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Cyrus is God's shepherd |
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Cyrus, the anointed |
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I create evil |
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There's no one else here with me |
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The nakedness of Babylon |
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The first and the last |
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No peace for the wicked |
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From the bowels of my mother |
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On the palms of my hands |
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Nursing fathers |
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They will be drunk with their own blood |
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Has my hand been shortened? |
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Look at the rock |
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Everything will die |
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Wake up, God! |
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My name is the Lord of hosts |
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Wake up, Jerusalem! |
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A man of sorrows |
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Sing, barren women! For God is your husband. |
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A cashless society? |
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God's thoughts are better than your thoughts |
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I am not a dry tree |
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Under every green tree |
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No peace for the wicked |
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Let the oppressed go free |
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Cockatrice eggs |
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Suck the breasts of kings |
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The spirit of the Lord is upon me |
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Your name will be Hephzibah |
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I'll trample them in my fury |
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Filthy rags |
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Holier than thou |
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Bow down to the slaughter |
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The lion shall eat straw |
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Dude, where's my house? |
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Killing an ox |
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Suck and be satisfied |
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Fire and fury |
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Come see my glory |
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