How many has God killed?
Genesis (20,074,005)
- 1. The Flood of Noah: All flesh died that moved upon the earth
- 20 million
- 2. Abraham's war to rescue Lot
- 1000
- 3. Sodom and Gomorrrah
- 2000
- 4. Remember Lot's wife (Forget Jesus)
- 1
- 5. The Dinah and Shechem Massacre
- 1002
- 6. Er was wicked in the sight of the Lord (so the Lord slew him)
- 1
- 7. Onan spilled it on the ground (so the Lord killed him too)
- 1
- 8. God's seven-year, world-wide famine
- 70,000
Exodus (820,000)
- 9. There will be blood: The First Plague of Egypt
- 10,000
- 10. The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail shall come down upon them and they shall die.
- 300,000
- 11. The Lord smote all the firstborn in thre land of Egypt
- 500,000
- 12. God drowned the Egyptian army: The Lord took off their chariot wheels
- 5000
- 13. The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation
- 1000
- 14. Who is on the Lord's side: Forcing friends and family to kill each other
- 3000
- 15. The Lord plagued the people because of the calf that Aaron made
- 1000
Leviticus (3)
- 16. God burned Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire before the Lord"
- 2
- 17.A blasphemer is stoned to death
- 1
Numbers (250,172)
- 18. When the people complained, God burned them to death
- 100
- 19. While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them with a very great plague
- 10,000
- 20. Ten scouts are killed for their honest report
- 110
- 21. Sticks and stones: A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death
- 1
- 22. Korah and his companions are buried alive (along with their families)
- 9
- 23. God burned 250 people to death for burning incense
- 250
- 24. God killed 14,700 for complaining about God's killings
- 14,700
- 25. The massacre of the Aradites
- 3000
- 26. God sent fiery serpents to bite the people for complaining about the lack of food and water
- 100
- 27. Phinehas's double murder: A killing to end God's killngs
- 24,002
- 28. The Midianite massacre: Have you saved all the women alive?
- 200,000
Deuteronomy (570,000)
- 29. God slowly killed the Israelite army
- 500,000
- 30. God the giant killer
- 5000
- 31. God hardens king Sihon's heart so that all his people can be killed
- 5000
- 32. Og and all the men, women, and children in 60 cities
- 60,000
Joshua (60,005)
- 33. The Jericho Massacre
- 1000
- 34. Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death
- 5
- 35. The Ai Massacre
- 12,000
- 36. God stops the sun so that Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight
- 5000
- 37. Five kings are killed and hung on trees
- 10,000
- 38. Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord God commanded
- 7000
- 39. The genocide of twenty kingdoms
- 20,000
- 40. The Anakim: Some more giant killing
- 5000
Judges (285,733)
- 41. The Lord delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites
- 10,000
- 42. The Jerusalem massacre
- 1000
- 43. Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots
- 5000
- 44. The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim
- 1000
- 45. Ehud delivers a message from God
- 1
- 46. God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites
- 10,000
- 47. Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad
- 600
- 48. Barak and God massacre the Canaanites
- 1000
- 49. Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull
- 1
- 50. Gideon's Story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow
- 120,000
- 51. A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit
- 2000
- 52. The Ammonite massacre
- 20,000
- 53. Jephthah's daughter
- 1
- 54. 42,000 killed for failing the "shibboleth" test
- 42,000
- 55. Samson murders thirty men for their clothes
- 30
- 56. Samson kills 1000 with the jawbone of an ass
- 1000
- 57. Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack
- 3000
- 58. A holy civil war
- 65,100
- 59. Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins
- 4000