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Section 78

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Absurdity

Section 78: Absurdity

  1. If you're not equal in earthly things, you can't be equal in heavenly things. 6
  2. If you wan't a place in the celestial world, you have to do what I say. 7
  3. You must do everything for my glory. 8
  4. Newel K. Whitney, Joseph Smith, Jun., and Sidney Rigdon will sit on the council. Otherwise Satan will try to blind them. 9-10
  5. The church must be independent and above everthying below the celestial world. 14
  6. You will rule over many nations, says God, who has established the foundations of Adam-ondi-Ahman. 15

    7. This place in Daviess County, Missouri is where Adam and Eve went after they left the Garden of Eden.

    It is also the place where Jesus will return at the second coming.

    Wikipedia: Adam-ondi-Ahman

  7. And who has appointed Michael your prince, established his feet, and given him the keys to salvation. 16

    8. Michael (the archangel) is Jesus, according to the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    But he's Adam, according to the Mormons.

  8. Do what I command you to do, says your Redeemer, the Son Ahaman. 20

    9. The Mormon name for Jesus is Son Ahman.

  9. Because you are the church of the Firstborn, he'll take you up in a cloud. 21
  10. Whoever is a faithful and wise steward will inherit everything. Amen. 22