Section 42: Absurdity

1. I'm Jesus, listen to me and obey me. 1
2. Here is the first commandment that I'm giving you:. Go forth in my name, except for Joseph Smith, Jun. and Sidney Rigdon. 4
3. Go forth two by two with the sound of a trump. 6
4. The Bible and the Book of Mormon contain the fullness of the gospel. 12
5. Let your clothing be plain - and homemade. 40
6. Sick people that don't have enough faith to be healed should not be fed by the enemy. 43
7. Those that die in me won't taste death. Or maybe they'll taste it, but it'll taste sweet to them. 46
8. Those who have faith in me will be healed and won't die. 48
9. Blind people who have faith will see, deaf people will hear, and lame people will leap. 49-51
10. If you ask me where the New Jerusalem will be, I'll tell you someday when I feel like it. 62

11. Watch out for those secret combinations. 64

    Secret combinations in the Book of Mormon.

12. Don't cast out fornicators who have put away their companions. 74