1 Timothy
Introduction
A Topical Outline
Trivia Questions
Selected Verses
Commandments
Contradictions
Interpretation
Absurdities
Women
Injustice
Good Stuff
Family Values
Boring Stuff
Intolerance
Science and History
Politics
Language
Prophecy
Homosexuality
Cruelty
Trivia:
1 Timothy
CHAPTERS
1
2
3
4
5
6
Introduction
OUTLINE
1
Greetings and Salutations!
For whom the law was made (homosexuals and mother murderers mostly)
I delivered Hymeneus and Alexander to Satan (to teach them not to blaspheme)
2
I'm an ordained preacher and apostle (I'm not lying about that)
Women may not teach or have authority over men (but they'll be saved in childbirth)
3
A bishop must have one wife
4
When people no longer marry and stop eating meat,
you'll know the end is near
Don't believe old wives' tales (or excercise too much)
5
Widows that are widows indeed
The two (or three) witness rule
Stop drinking water, drink a little wine instead (and do whatever I say)
6
Slaves, honor your masters (especially if they're believers)
The rich should be ready to distribute their wealth
Science, falsely so called