< Surah 22:1-38

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Surah 22

THE PILGRIMAGE (Al-hajj)

Nursing mothers, pregnant women, and sober drunks
Women Cruelty Injustice Absurdity 22:1-4

1 O mankind! Fear your Lord. Lo! the earthquake of the Hour (of Doom) is a tremendous thing.

2 On the day when ye behold it, every nursing mother will forget her nursling and every pregnant one will be delivered of her burden, and thou (Muhammad) wilt see mankind as drunken, yet they will not be drunken, but the Doom of Allah will be strong (upon them).

3 Among mankind is he who disputeth concerning Allah without knowledge, and followeth each froward devil;

4 For him it is decreed that whoso taketh him for friend, he verily will mislead him and will guide him to the punishment of the Flame.

Fear your Lord.

The earthquake of the hour of doom is a tremendous thing.

On that day, nursing mothers will stop nursing and pregnant women will miscarry.

Sober people will act like they're drunk.

The doom of Allah will be strong upon them.

Those who argue about Allah without knowledge follow the devil.

He will guide them to the punishment of the flame.

From a little lump of flesh shapely and shapeless
Contradictions Science Absurdity Cruelty Injustice Intolerance 22:5-14

5 O mankind! if ye are in doubt concerning the Resurrection, then lo! We have created you from dust, then from a drop of seed, then from a clot, then from a little lump of flesh shapely and shapeless, that We may make (it) clear for you. And We cause what We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed time, and afterward We bring you forth as infants, then (give you growth) that ye attain your full strength. And among you there is he who dieth (young), and among you there is he who is brought back to the most abject time of life, so that, after knowledge, he knoweth naught. And thou (Muhammad) seest the earth barren, but when We send down water thereon, it doth thrill and swell and put forth every lovely kind (of growth).

If you doubt the resurrection, then here's your proof!

We [Allah] created you from dust,

then from a drop of seed,

then from a clot,

then from a little lump of shapely and shapeless flesh. [1]

6 That is because Allah, He is the Truth and because He quickeneth the dead, and because He is Able to do all things;

That's because Allah can bring dead people back to life.

7 And because the Hour will come, there is no doubt thereof; and because Allah will raise those who are in the graves.

The hour will come when Allah will raise dead people from the graves.

8 And among mankind is he who disputeth concerning Allah without knowledge or guidance or a scripture giving light,

Those who argue about Allah without knowledge or scripture

9 Turning away in pride to beguile (men) from the way of Allah. For him in this world is ignominy, and on the Day of Resurrection We make him taste the doom of burning.

10 (And unto him it will be said): This is for that which thy two hands have sent before, and because Allah is no oppressor of His slaves.

11 And among mankind is he who worshippeth Allah upon a narrow marge so that if good befalleth him he is content therewith, but if a trial befalleth him, he falleth away utterly. He loseth both the world and the Hereafter. That is the sheer loss.

12 He calleth, beside Allah, unto that which hurteth him not nor benefiteth him. That is the far error.

13 He calleth unto him whose harm is nearer than his benefit; verily an evil patron and verily an evil friend!

14 Lo! Allah causeth those who believe and do good works to enter Gardens underneath which rivers flow. Lo! Allah doth what He intendeth.

will taste the doom of burning.

Go hang yourself!
Cruelty Injustice Intolerance Absurdity 22:15-17

15 Whoso is wont to think (through envy) that Allah will not give him (Muhammad) victory in the world and the Hereafter (and is enraged at the thought of his victory), let him stretch a rope up to the roof (of his dwelling), and let him hang himself. Then let him see whether his strategy dispelleth that whereat he rageth!.

16 Thus We reveal it as plain revelations, and verily Allah guideth whom He will.

17 Lo! those who believe (this revelation), and those who are Jews, and the Sabaeans and the Christians and the Magians and the idolaters - Lo! Allah will decide between them on the Day of Resurrection. Lo! Allah is Witness over all things.

Whoever doubts that Allah will give Muhammad victory in this world and the next should hang himself.

Garments of fire, boiling fluid, melted bellies and skin, and hooked rods of iron
Cruelty Injustice Intolerance Absurdity 22:18-25

18 Hast thou not seen that unto Allah payeth adoration whosoever is in the heavens and whosoever is in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars, and the hills, and the trees, and the beasts, and many of mankind, while there are many unto whom the doom is justly due. He whom Allah scorneth, there is none to give him honour. Lo! Allah doeth what He will.

There are many that deserve the doom.

Allah can do whatever he wants.

19 These twain (the believers and the disbelievers) are two opponents who contend concerning their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid will be poured down on their heads,

Disbelievers will have garments of fire,

with boiling fluid poured on their heads.

20 Whereby that which is in their bellies, and their skins too, will be melted;

Their bellies and skin will be melted.

21 And for them are hooked rods of iron.

And for them are hooked rods of iron.

22 Whenever, in their anguish, they would go forth from thence they are driven back therein and (it is said unto them): Taste the doom of burning.

Whenever they try to escape, they are driven back in, and it is said to them: Taste the doom of burning.

23 Lo! Allah will cause those who believe and do good works to enter Gardens underneath which rivers flow, wherein they will be allowed armlets of gold, and pearls, and their raiment therein will be silk.

24 They are guided unto gentle speech; they are guided unto the path of the Glorious One.

Those who believe and do good works will live in underground gardens where rivers flow.

They'll have gold armlets, pearls, and silk clothes.

25 Lo! those who disbelieve and bar (men) from the way of Allah and from the Inviolable Place of Worship, which We have appointed for mankind together, the dweller therein and the nomad: whosoever seeketh wrongful partiality therein, him We shall cause to taste a painful doom.

We will cause those who disbelieve to taste a painful doom.

The pilgrimage
Boring Stuff Good Stuff 22:26-38

26 And (remember) when We prepared for Abraham the place of the (holy) House, saying: Ascribe thou no thing as partner unto Me, and purify My House for those who make the round (thereof) and those who stand and those who bow and make prostration.

27 And proclaim unto mankind the pilgrimage. They will come unto thee on foot and on every lean camel; they will come from every deep ravine,

Announce a pilgrimage.

28 That they may witness things that are of benefit to them, and mention the name of Allah on appointed days over the beast of cattle that He hath bestowed upon them. Then eat thereof and feed therewith the poor unfortunate.

29 Then let them make an end of their unkemptness and pay their vows and go around the ancient House.

Feed the poor and unfortunate.

30 That (is the command). And whoso magnifieth the sacred things of Allah, it will be well for him in the sight of his Lord. The cattle are lawful unto you save that which hath been told you. So shun the filth of idols, and shun lying speech,

31 Turning unto Allah (only), not ascribing partners unto Him; for whoso ascribeth partners unto Allah, it is as if he had fallen from the sky and the birds had snatched him or the wind had blown him to a far-off place.

32 That (is the command). And whoso magnifieth the offerings consecrated to Allah, it surely is from devotion of the hearts,

33 Therein are benefits for you for an appointed term; and afterward they are brought for sacrifice unto the ancient House.

34 And for every nation have We appointed a ritual, that they may mention the name of Allah over the beast of cattle that He hath given them for food; and your God is One God, therefor surrender unto Him. And give good tidings (O Muhammad) to the humble,

35 Whose hearts fear when Allah is mentioned, and the patient of whatever may befall them, and those who establish worship and who spend of that We have bestowed on them.

36 And the camels! We have appointed them among the ceremonies of Allah. Therein ye have much good. So mention the name of Allah over them when they are drawn up in lines. Then when their flanks fall (dead), eat thereof and feed the beggar and the suppliant. Thus have We made them subject unto you, that haply ye may give thanks.

37 Their flesh and their food reach not Allah, but the devotion from you reacheth Him. Thus have We made them subject unto you that ye may magnify Allah that He hath guided you. And give good tidings (O Muhammad) to the good.

38 Lo! Allah defendeth those who are true. Lo! Allah loveth not each treacherous ingrate.

Don't lie.